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Some lines are so funny that you can not stop your laughs looking at them. They are created innocently but somehow unknowingly turn in a laughter shower. I have collected various emails and sources with such stuff that are just too good. Here is the top 10 of my collection. Happy laughing!

At the Spencer's in Pacific Mall, Kaushambi, noticed a perfume:
Cool Girl
For Women
The men are still alive. Mostly single. And desperate.

At Akshardham Temple, New Delhi, a month ago, on a tourist bus:
Jain Travels
So? So do I. And the Sharmas, Talwars, Singhs, Mallyas, Agrawals etc. etc.

On the paper towel dispenser in the restroom at the British Council:
Pull
Here
While pulling out a tissue, I vaguely happened to glance at it, and my brain registered the words with the last two alphabets of both the words transposed. What I read was:
Pure
Hell
Does put things in perspective.

On a wall in East Patel Nagar, New Delhi:
Yahaan par peshaab karna aur poster chhipkaana manaa hai.
Interesting to note that the two have become synonymous. Peeing in front of the walls is as much an advertisement of our culture/sensibilities as putting up awful posters in senseless places is defecating on the walls.

On a hilly road to Shimla:
Please be gentle on my curves.

On a trek in the Gharwhal region. It was a small refreshment shack in the middle of nowhere, and it said:

Lunch and dinner served here at all times.

Somewhere in Lansdowne, UP:

Perphection Tailors
Further superlative to perfection.

Read this in a bus on my way to Joshi Math (Uttaranchal):
Frust Aid box gaadi me hai.

Read one on a forlorn forsaken wall in Kanpur on my way to Rave:
Peshaab Karna mana hai.
Kaha bhaiya? Kidhar? Is peeing completely banned now? Hail Behen Mayawati!

On a banner during Block level elections in Kanpur.

Luxmi sabko pyaari hai, chunnav chinh almaari hai.

Read it Really, Luxmi sabko pyaari hai and it is understandable why the chunaav chinh is almaari. That's where it goes. For Luxmi, whether it's the money or the girl, the benefit of the almaari is that koi bhi aaye, to use almaari mein chhupa lo!